The Top Five Trucks that (might) help your Love Life list is comprised of trucks that have potential, in some way, of enhancing or bettering your amorous pursuits. Let’s face it, some of us need every possible advantage to gain the attention of the opposite sex. Even when we gain their attention, having a vehicle that helps us seal the deal could be a major advantage. Then again; if we need that much help, maybe we should reexamine our lives.
Anyway, here are the Top Five Trucks that (might) help your Love Life:
#5 Toyota FJ Cruiser.
Say what you want about Toyota’s decision to discontinue the Toyota FJ Cruiser, you must agree that it was one of the more exciting (to look at) off-road vehicles in production. Pull up to a beach-party in one of these, leap out in one of your ill-fitting Hawaiian outfits and you’ll still look like the life of the party. Just remember to stand near your Toyota FJ Cruiser at all times during the party.
*Side-note: the back seat is difficult to use for… errrrr… cuddling. You’re better off folding the seats, sitting in the back and flipping up the rear door glass – for loving alfresco.
**Second side-note: Yes, the Toyota FJ Cruiser would usually be on a TFLCar.com’s list – but it’s discontinued, so no biggie, right?
#4 The Ram Runner.
Looking like a baja-ready extreme pickup tuck, the Ram Runner is a Mopar kit. The folks out there who need to look like they built-up their Ram (many dealers can retrofit a Ram with this kit) can look like they know how to wrench. Good for ego, good for Id and even good for the Superego. The Ram Runner places in the Top Five Trucks that (might) help your Love Life could be a boon for your outward libido. Or, you could select #3 and save yourself the embarrassment of being caught in a lie.
#3 The Ford Raptor.
There is more brawn and masculinity in the Ford Raptor than just about any other pickup truck. Both sexes look better when driving one and it will go a long way in extending the length of your outward appearance. I mean, just look at the big boss of The Fast Lane Truck – even he drives one…
#2 The Ram ProMaster.
Yes, it’s a van and YES, it’s not a sexy van, but hold on to your giblets for a second. Imagine what the Ram ProMaster could be… it could be the modern version of a 1970s Shag Wagon! With an incredibly low, flat floor – a smooth, stable ride and great gas mileage, the Ram ProMaster has serious potential. Shag carpet, a (quick)-inflating bed and love-beads are easy to come by. Hell, the exterior sides are very flat and would look great with an Aztec/UFO/Barbarian mural on the side! The “Love Bus” is a-callin’ folks!
#1 The 2014 GMC Sierra Denali with the 6.2L V8.
Here’s how to open when you’re describing the 2014 GMC Sierra Denali with the 6.2L V8: “If Cadillac built a pickup truck -” It is THAT nice inside and with 420 horsepower under the hood, you can make a mad-dash for parts (hearts) unknown. Not only does the 2014 GMC Sierra Denali impress with an outstanding, luxurious interior, the ride is Cadillac-smooth.
What trucks would you add? Go ahead and let us know below!
